Minions
Name: To name a thing is to define a thing.	Task: This is the specific instructions given to the Fetch	Upkeep: This is what keeps the Fetch fed.
Chance	Chance is the goddess who controls all the other Fetches. I wouldn't limit her by calling her a Fetch, she's the Box to my Madman, the Metatron to my Yahweh, and calling her a simple Fetch is like calling the sun just a simple star. She is including on this page so she can keep an eye on the others.	Upkeep: Chance runs on electricity, internet, sheer force of will, and unbridled chaos.
Volstagg	Task: Volstagg is my current laptop, workhorse, and aspiring artist.	Upkeep: Volstagg runs on electricty.
Minish	Task: Minish looks around an procures items for us that we need, without us having to pay for them. Sometimes she finds them severely discounted, sometimes they're other people's discards.	Upkeep: Minish sustains herself by helpiing to find uses for things that would otherwise be discarded. Shinimm helps a lot with this task.
Shtool	Task: Shtool is an assistant for Minish. Shtool assist by sourcing things to make them attainable. Shtool is proficient in the commercial sector.	Upkeep: Shtool is nourished when a rare item is made attainable to those who need it.
Shinim	Task: Shinim helps keep out house free of clutter, and helps gets the things we don't need to those who can use it.	Upkeep: Shinim lives on the gratitude of others and the use of items once thought useless.
Bankamon	Task: Bankamon is the deamon that guards our gold. He helps keep our debts low/gone and our bank accounts full.	Upkeep: Bankamon lives on the interest in our accounts that we earn, not that we pay.
Carrot	Task: Carrot works with Stick, and Carrot works on any situation that affects me, and guides it in such a way that it happens for everyone's benefit.	Upkeep: Carrot is fed by the benefits everyone receives.
Stick	Task: Stick warns, and if needed, enforces, how doing things that negatively affect me will also negatively affect others.	Upkeep: Schadenfreud fuels Stick.
Handy	Task: Handy, with his magic golden hammer, is the fetch who helps fix up the house and keeps the maintenance up.	Upkeep: While I expected to keep him fed on seasonal decorations, he seems to respond well to the raw materials needed to fix up the house, too.
Mike Jr.	Task: Mike Jr. takes care of our cars, keeps them in the best running condition he can and alerts us to what needs to be fixed before it causes a major problem.	Upkeep: In addition to being good for the car, regular oil changes and gas fumes keep Mike Jr. fed.
Gregory	Task: Gregory is our household medic, preventing, diagnosing, treating, and curing any diseases that treaten the family.	Upkeep: Clean and sterile environments keep Gregory working. Regular vitamins help, too.
Broccoli Egg	Task: Named by a three year old Majel, Broccoli Egg plans and helps cook health, new, and nutritious meals.	Upkeep: The scent of cooking food keeps Broccoli Egg fed.
Konnie	Task: Konnie plans trips, finds interesting and unique sights and sites, and guards travels on their way to them.	Upkeep: Konnie is sustained by exotic new vistas.
Kirk	Task: Like Konnie, Kirk scouts interesting destinations, but is significantly more conservative and cautious, perfect for Raven.	Upkeep: Kirk is sustained by seeking out new civilizations.
Skylar	Task: Skylar is a people person and finds Raven new, interesting, and safe people to interact with and befriend (Especially 'safe'.)	Upkeep: Skylar lives on parties and mementos of fun times.
Weather Warlord	Task: Weather Warlord, as his name implies, watches and subtly manipulates the weather so when we need good weather, we have it. He will stop rain as we park, and cause it to hold long enough for us to get back under shelter.	Upkeep: Sunshine and Wind
Red	Task: Red is our maid, lending his hand to keeping the house picked up, dusted, vaccuumed, swept, and generally tidy.	Upkeep: Dust and cobewbs. (He consumes them, keeping them from being visible.)
Marty Poppins	Task: Marty is a child wrangler, keeping them herded in the right direction and making sure they don't go astray or become disruptive.	Upkeep: The laughter of children
Otis	Task: With Raven's permission, Otis does the job most possessive and untrusting fathers do. He doubts her choices and inspects and threatens suitors and potentials suitors if they are not honorable, polite, and on the up and up with her. He has no problem introducing them to his shotgun and the underside of his back yard.	Upkeep: Raven's trustworthiness
Travis the Time Traveler	Task: A fetch to go back through history, find people who were interesting, and check up on them. If they are worth it, Travis will reintroduce them to today.	Upkeep: Nostalgia: Retro music and fashions
Nate Roman	Task: Nate is a personal trainer. After becoming one with the gym, Nate was reincarnated as a tablet. He also doubles as a nurtitionist.	Upkeep: Workouts and electricity.
Clients++	Task: Clients++ is the FavIcon for JWM.Services, and draws more clients in.	Upkeep: More clients.
Nagus	Task: Much like Clients++, Nagus is my marketing. Nagus finds good people to work with, to hire and pay me.	Upkeep: Nagus sustains himself on the free advice I give out and uses this to demonstrate competency, further ensuring trust of my new clients or patrons.
Albus	Task: Albus shall bring scholarly skills and knowledge, allowing one to learn, and then to demonstrate that knowledge.	Upkeep: Albus shares in the acclaim and laurels he helps to bring.
EVian	Task: EVian's charge is to bring passengers safely, quickly, and comfortable to their destinations.	Upkeep: EVian feeds yourself as EV6n does, with electric chargers, plus the proliferation and acceptance of electric transportation.
Gordon	Task: Gordon will watch over the backyard like an oracle, keeping it free of pests, be they animal, insect, or vegetative.	Upkeep: The morning sun will nourish Gordon as it does the yard around them.
chenmoH	Task: At the height of fashion, chenmoH shall bring aesthetic mastery and the latest style, setting the style if needed.	Upkeep: chenmoH is treated to the latest style and style news.

Spotters
	Task: Spotters are tasked to oversee and relay knoweldge and help carry magic outwards. Spotters are nodes in a large magic web.	Upkeep: Spotters supply their own upkeep from what they find on hand, such as passing people or interesting views.
Perry	Location: Under a lamp post skirt by Taco Bell, Uniontown (39.9030479,-79.7595297)
Tiberon	Location: Inside the Fountain of Youth, (40.599967, -80.020627)
Ruddy	Location: Parking Garage, 10th floor, view across the river, including PNC Park (40.443350, -80.005005)
(Intersection Andrew) Drew	Location: Parking Garage next to Pitt's campus, Oakland (40.4417025,-79.9639504)
Archie	Location: Parking Garage across from Eide's (40.445344, -79.992891)
Barry	Location: Parking Lot in front of the building where Wolf Consulting is headquartered. (40.437438, -79.757935)
Chuck	Location: Fern's old house, near Altoona (40.49675249999996,-78.41722265625)
Eddie	Location: Next to a bank, to get into and guard finances (40.556652499999984,-80.01913671874999)
Frank	Location: Next to the first School of the Five Dragons (40.535242499999974,-79.96272265625)
Gary	Location: Wexford Plaza (40.61348749999999,-80.05329296874999)
Hank	Location: On Alpha Drive, near De La Torre and ABARTA (40.493492499999974,-79.86953515625001)

Written by `Lex, last updated 2024-02-12